[ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ put 'em up put 'em up ♪ ♪ take it to the ground ♪ ♪ cheers to the front ♪ ♪ now drink it on down ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: yeah! nice job, guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, gentlemen. nice work. thank you, guys. thank you, ladies. nice work. i want to thank my guests, matt leblanc, natasha leggero, sky blu. tomorrow night, julia scardina and rod stewart. jimmy fallon happening right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome! thanks very much!

fantastic, welcome, thank you very much. looking good. you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what it's all about. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. i'm so psyched you're here, and thank you for watching at home. here's what everybody's talking about. it's still anthony weiner. [ laughter ] just -- anthony weiner -- it's just not getting any better for this guy. now his campaign's communications director is in trouble for calling a former intern a slutbag. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: slutbag. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i know, yeah. but weiner said that he'd take care of it. he promised to give them both a good texting to. [ laughter ] and that's his -- i appreciate that he's doing that. he really isn't helping himself. in an interview on monday, weiner refused to say whether or not he's still sexting with other women. he was like "look, for all i know, a few of them could be dudes. i don't know. i could be getting catfished. i don't care. [ cheers and applause ] i don't judge. i don't judge.

i just send the -- whatever it is, just write back to me, that's all i'm asking." everyone's saying that he should drop out. i mean, he's now fallen to fourth in the democratic race for new york city mayor. i mean, take a look at these polls here. there you go, yeah. yeah, christine, bill, bill thompson, and anthony weiner is in fourth. it's hard to believe that there's actually a few candidates that are doing worse than anthony weiner. [ laughter ] look at this, number five, you've got andrew buttface. bafacci, is that how you pronounce it? [ cheers and applause ] carl penise followed by virginia kutyer. [ laughter ] >> steve: french lady -- another french lady. >> jimmy: and zachary testiclete. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's a tough race. to be fair, though, anthony weiner isn't the only candidate having trouble. his fellow candidate bill thompson has a new campaign flier that's been handed out all over the city. this is a true story. he was handing them out to thousands of new yorkers, vote for me. vote for me. i'm your mayor.

i should be your mayor. bill thompson, vote for me. and on the cover of the pamphlet, it actually has a man in the background who's giving the middle finger to the camera. [ laughter ] look at this. can we zoom in? this is the pamphlet. that's the guy. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? come on. >> jimmy: to be fair, in new york, that's actually a sign of support. [ laughter ] let's talk a little bit about governor chris christie over in new jersey. love that guy. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy, but now kentucky senator rand paul is criticizing christie for the pork barrel spending in his state. he even called governor christie the king of bacon. christie would've been offended, but in fairness, that is what it says on his apron. [ laughter ] not his fault. [ laughter ] so actually, here's what rand paul said. he said "in terms of pork barrel spending, christie is the king of bacon," low blow. while in response, christie

fired back. he said, "that kind of name calling is beneath the office you hold, sir. but just to clarify, would i be the king of real juicy pork bacon or that gross generic turkey bacon? [ applause ] to which -- to which paul replied -- "what? i don't know, man. bacon bacon. look, your fiscal values are not in line with the republican party." to which christie said, "are you kidding? i'm as republican as they come, but hey, back to that king of bacon thing. do you think i'd wear a crown of bacon or sit on a throne of bacon? or would i just be all like eating bacon all the time?" to which paul said, "dude, it was just a metaphor. let it go. my point is your state's spending is out of control." to which christie said, "i'll tell you what's out of control, how much you got me thinking about bacon. you do whatever you want with the republican party. i'm about to start a bacon party in my tum-tum." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ bacon

bacon bacon canadian ♪ >> jimmy: how do you make your bacon? do you sizzle it up in the pan? >> steve: when i'm making bacon? >> jimmy: yeah, when you're making bacon. do you bake your bacon? >> steve: i bake my bacon. >> jimmy: when i get the time, i like to bake the bacon. do you ever try that? baking your bacon? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. >> steve: that's the best. >> jimmy: how many microwave the bacon? >> steve: that's not too shabby. >> jimmy: absolutely not. don't do it? oh, i'm not doing it then. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: i have it in the pan, cast iron's the new jam. >> steve: it is. >> jimmy: so you get that, you burn your hand and go out to eat. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly, you go out to eat. and get an egg-a-muffin. >> jimmy: exactly. [ applause ] oh, i'd like to say congrats to simon cowell, who has announced that he's expecting his first child. congratulations, simon. that's very exciting. today, he was spotted at baby gap shopping for t-shirts, and

then he was like, [ as cowell ] "you know while i'm here, i should probably get something for the baby. [ laughter ] a black v-neck, black v-neck, and whatever the baby wants." that's right, simon cowell is going to be a dad. but it might be awkward when the baby comes out and simon's like -- [ as cowell ] "it's a no for me, i'm afraid." [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] here's some news about time warner. they just announced that their ceo will resign at the end of the year. they said they would've done it sooner, but that was the earliest they could get a technician to come out and install a replacement. "hello? yes, i'm on hold." [ cheers and applause ] you guys, this is not good. theresa and joe giudice, or goo-dee-chay, however you want to say it. you know them from "real housewives of new jersey." i love that show. everyone knows these guys. well, they were just indicted on several fraud charges. and last night, abc's

"nightline" did a story about their court appearance. and you've just got to see. look at the courtroom sketch they showed. >> 39 counts in total, including conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, bank fraud, and bankruptcy fraud. they're both expected to plead not guilty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? wait? who's the sketch artist they hired? can we see that again? that's awful. [ laughter ] that's two people we know famously? that is just -- did this sketch artist win a contest? they drew like tippy the turtle and went in and went to school -- that's theresa and joe giudice. can we see that again? i think they confused the defendants with matthew perry and a mexican barbie. that's who i think -- interesting. [ cheers and applause ] that's hilarious. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i've got to do this and get out of here, quick. i don't know if i believe this or not, but there's a new study that says a wedding is actually the best place to meet someone.

and then anthony weiner said, "it's true. at my wedding, i got, like, five or six phone numbers. it's fantastic for me." [ laughter ] and finally, big news for "star wars" fans, the producers of the next "star wars" movie say they will avoid using cgi as much as possible so that the film looks more realistic. which is good, because whenever i watch aliens and robots fighting with lasers, my first reaction is, "that seems fake." [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! we have an amazing show tonight. oh, my gosh, she's always so fun. she's back with a new season of "america's next top model," tyra banks is here! [ cheers and applause ] she's gorgeous, she's smart, she's fun. and they're bringing male models.

they're bringing male models to the show this season. i know. higgins, look out buddy. they watched your tape. >> steve: oh, they did? what'd she say? >> jimmy: well, they watched your videotape. first, they have to find a vcr. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and once they find one, they're going to play your tape, your audition. >> steve: perfect. >> jimmy: good part for you. also from the sci-fi comedy "the world's end," simon pegg is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's a genius. i love that movie. i could've watched it for like eight hours. it's about, like, a pub crawl. you guys ever do a pub crawl? [ cheers and applause ] you start at one pub and you to go to like -- you end up going to 15 pubs and by the end, you don't remember where you went. so anyways, he's trying reunite his buddies to go on a pub crawl, but they all have jobs. they've moved on with their lives, and he's the same dude from high school. and he gets them all to go on one more pub crawl, and the last pub is called the world's end, and then zombies come out. [ laughter ] it's great. it's a good thing. and then also, tonight, oh, my

goodness. if you're watching -- wherever you're watching at home, if you're not in new york city and you want to try something amazing. it's a special, amazing treat, it's magic -- it's magic in your mouth is what you said. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: it is unbelievable. tonight, we're in the kitchen with the creator of the dessert everyone's talking about, the cronut. [ cheers and applause ] chef dominique ansel is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: cronut! >> jimmy: i was actually -- this morning, i was walking around, i'm a first-time father. i have a new little baby. [ cheers and applause ] she's a tiny little peanut and i'm walking around, i just figured i'd bring her to the office. i'm here with my baby, with winnie, and i'm walking around introducing her to everybody. questlove gets off the elevator, and i give my baby to my wife and questlove, i go, "dude, i didn't know you were here." i got a surprise for you.

and questlove goes, "cronuts?" [ laughter ] no, i have a baby. my baby's here. "oh, that's cool, let me see the baby." so excited about cronuts. cronuts are good. [ applause ] cronuts are delicious. they're like donuts with croissants, and you're just going to see it and it's going to sweep the nation. i love it so much. i mean, you guys know here at "late night," we're always striving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] and so, before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box. take a look. ♪ look into the box to the suggestion box ♪ >> jimmy: all right. i have one way we can improve. i'm sorry. i just figured out. i'm sorry, dude. let's see. we've got brett mackey.

brett mackey's here. he says "jimmy, have you heard of these things called cosby lists? it's where you do your best bill cosby impression and list off four random things. it's really fun, you should do it on your show." cosby lists, that does sound kind of fun. i'll give it a try. [ as cosby ] spongebob. [ laughter ] oatmeal. [ laughter ] zipper. [ laughter ] goose feathers. [ laughter ] higgins, you want to try one? go ahead. >> steve: all right. [ as cosby ] sweaters. jacuzzis. ping-pong. spinach. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] that's awesome. >> steve: i thought it was norm crosby. >> jimmy: quest, you want to try one? >> questlove: sure, i'll try it. [ as cosby ] ferris wheels, rudy, pumpkin, yellow pudding pop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

[ laughter ] [ dings ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. stop doing that. [ laughter ] so funny. this one here is from brad alter. "jimmy, can you find someone in your audience who looks like a cross between young anthony michael hall and hermey the elf from the "rudolph the red nose reindeer" tv special. a cross between anthony micheal hall and hermey the elf. let's check the audience to see if there's anyone there. this guy, how about there? zoom in on that guy. how about him? this guy, right? yeah, that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] perfect. perfect. >> steve: he doesn't want to be a dentist. >> jimmy: this one's from haley talbert. "hey, jimmy, today is july 31st, which means it's harry potter's 33rd birthday. [ cheers ] you should have someone wish him a happy birthday."

oh, that's a great idea. well, we actually have one of harry's best friends here today. so here to sing happy birthday to harry potter, please welcome drunk ron weasley. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ for he's a jolly good birthday for he's a jolly good birthday ♪ ♪ for he's a jolly good birth >> all: chug, chug, chug, chug! chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. >> all right. all right. you wanted it. >> jimmy: we wanted it. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] >> hermione's left me. she went off with [ bleep ] neville longbottom. >> jimmy: all right, all right. oh, my god. >> i hate that prick! curtain openus. [ cheers and applause ] on to strip clubicus. [ laughter ] ♪

>> jimmy: i hope he's all right. >> steve: what is going on?! >> jimmy: i hope he's okay. i hope he's okay, i don't know. "off to strip clubicus" is what he said on the way out. >> steve: with the great benito. >> jimmy: this next one from bart schilling. "hey, jimmy, i've always wanted to hear yahoo answers sung by a professional singer. can you make that happen?" you know, bart, i'd love to see that too. so here to sing some actual yahoo answers is five-time tony award winner audra mcdonald, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, every question and answer you're about to hear is taken directly from yahoo answers, the popular site where anyone can get their questions answered by other ordinary people. these are all 100% real. with that in mind, we now

present to you the yahoo answers lounge singer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. i got a question that needs answering. >> maybe i can help. ♪ i was hugging my kitten and one of her eyes popped out but it went back in ♪ ♪ is she okay ♪ it didn't fall out it just popped out of the socket i saw a person ♪ ♪ do this once on maury povich and he was fine ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got all the answers don't ya? >> yeah, that's kind of my thing.

>> jimmy: try this one on for size. ♪ what happens to people born on february 29th ♪ ♪ they get locked in a secret laboratory in iowa and only let ♪ ♪ loose every four years [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's so true. >> yes, that's so very, very true. very true. >> jimmy: i've got another question for you. >> all right. ♪ i ate all the mercury from a lamp lightbulb ♪ ♪ where do i go from here ♪ ♪ you're about to trip balls good luck bro ♪ >> jimmy: i might riff a little bit here, if you don't mind. i want to riff a little bit. >> tell your story, baby. tell your story.

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. here we go. i've got one -- if you've got the time, i've got one more question. >> i'm not going anywhere. ♪ how was the routine of milking cows for milk discovered ♪ ♪ i'm guessing a cow molester ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "audience suggestion box." we'll be right back with more "late night." audra mcdonald, everybody, come on! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ have a cuervo.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to the great audra mcdondald for helping us out in that bit! [ cheers and applause ] she is the greatest. her album "go back home" is in stores and on itunes right now. check it out if you get a chance. we love audra mcdondald. thank you so much for doing that. our first guest is a supermodel,

successful businesswoman and television host whose show "america's next top model" has its season premiere this friday 8:00 p.m. on the cw. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to our program, tyra banks! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tyra banks! oh, we love you. we love you. love you. welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have to congratulate you right off the bat. you just reached your ten millionth follower on twitter. >> ten millionth. 10.1, holla! >> jimmy: holla! [ cheers and applause ] don't forget about that .1! >> yes. >> jimmy: i mean, that's what i'm talking about. >> i'm obsessed with social media. >> jimmy: you really are. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you love it. >> i love it. >> jimmy: you do the instagram, you do the twitter, the facebook. >> twitter, vine. mm-hm. >> jimmy: i've seen some stuff you do on vine. [ light laughter ]

you did some crazy things. >> crazy. i just did a vine theme song. >> jimmy: you did? >> i do the instagram theme song. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. because you make video on instagram now, too. >> oh, yeah, it goes -- [ singing ] ♪ instagram instagram ♪ [ light laughter ] [ singing ] ♪ instagram >> exactly. ♪ instagram ♪ ♪ instagram instagram ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really great song. even the roots, they liked that -- [ talking over each other ] >> we all need a check for that. >> jimmy: yeah. but were you always interested in technology? >> always. i was obsessed with video games when i was a little girl. like colecovision. >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no. >> it was a little bit after atari. i'm dating myself. >> jimmy: no. colecovision was the advanced atari. >> yes, it was advanced. and i would play donkey kong and i knew how to do it with my eyes closed, you know, when you started getting that pattern.

>> jimmy: oh yeah. [ imitating game noise ] really? [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my god, really. >> i was so good. i was into it. >> jimmy: i remember there were so many more buttons than the atari on the coleco. >> yeah, it was like -- >> jimmy: so, i was just confused. i was like the dumb kid going, "do i press number five?" i was like, "how do i make my smurf jump?" so, i didn't know what i was doing. [ laughter ] but you're a great businesswoman, here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but i've got to say, you do fun, crazy things that make me go, tyra, i want to call you and go, "dude, what is this?" i heard that you went on -- you went to disney world. yeah. >> disneyland. yeah. i know what you're going to say. yeah. >> jimmy: disneyland. sorry, they are different. >> so different. >> jimmy: yeah, hello. disneyland? >> yes. >> jimmy: is where? l.a.? >> yes, it's in l.a. i went to disneyland and i love going -- i'm obsessed with disney, i'm obsessed with walt disney the man, actually. >> jimmy: you do? >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i love that guy. >> like okay? >> jimmy: genius. >> we used to hang out, like, before we were born. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i like to go, but i want to be like with everybody and hang out and not have to just always go through the back door.

i want to enjoy myself. so i put on a disguise. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so, tyra puts on a disguise? what are you? you have a gray wig? >> it was an older woman's thing. you know, like took one of my mom's wigs. because my mom likes to have gray in her wigs. check it out there, mama. [ light laughter ] yeah, i'm like, "mom, you look so young. you don't need a gray wig." but she puts gray in her wigs. so i took one of her wigs, put her old-fashioned glasses and then she has like these leopard big shirts, i put that on. and a broach. a broach is going to make you look old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love a good broach. you need the whole back story for your character. >> i had a back story. oh, yeah. my husband invented those car seat covers with the like, wooden beads that go on the car seat covers. you know, the cab drivers have. [ laughter ] and so many left over beads, honey, that i just decided to make those things that go between doorways, you know like the thing -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: a great -- >> we're so happy, we're here from detroit, i'm just so happy because i love walt disney. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: if you were sitting next to a crazy black lady on the space mountain ride, talking about massage beads in cabs, oh my god.

that was tyra banks, by the way, you were sitting next to. i love that you do this stuff. i'm so excited about the new season. "america's next top model," i watch every -- well, you do it like twice a season. >> now we do it once a year. >> jimmy: it's down to the special once a year. is this the 20th cycle? >> 20th cycle. >> jimmy: good for you. >> but ten years, but 20th cycle now crazy. >> jimmy: that's wild. and this year -- >> boys, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, male models. >> halguys, half girls, not transgender. [ laughter ] everybody says that -- >> jimmy: clear that up. >> eight boys, eight girls. >> jimmy: yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: but there's got to be a lot of drama. >> there is so much drama. the boys are tripping. so, i thought the boys were going to be, "oh, dude, tyra, send me home, i don't care, i'm going to surf when i get there. i don't wanna be a model." but they are like crying, running from the cameras. "i'm not good enough, i want this, but i just can't take it!" i have boys like shaking in front of me and i'm like, "i have one picture in my hand and one of you is not gonna be hearing your name called," all that. they are just like -- [ imitating sobbing ] yeah, i have one guy that got

into a fight with a girl and was like, "that's why you look like a beauty queen. that's why you don't look high fashion! you look catalog, yo." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. that is a diss! that is a heavy diss. >> that is a heavy model diss! >> jimmy: oh, my god, that is so -- but this is genius idea. you should have done this years ago. >> bosses have bosses. everybody's like, "tyra, why are you waiting forever to put boys on?" it's like, i've been wanting to do it. but i gotta boss. and finally my boss said yes. you got a boss. people think you're the boss but you have a boss. >> jimmy: yeah, i do. i have a boss. >> we all have bosses. >> jimmy: you're my boss. >> exactly. >> jimmy: actually, tyra produces the show. [ laughter ] thank you for letting me -- >> you are so welcome, jimmy. you are so welcome. >> jimmy: i want to learn a little bit. can i learn a little bit? can you teach me a little bit about male modeling? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: all right, good. you guys, more with tyra banks when we get back. i'm gonna learn a little bit. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't make me call chauncey. man, call chauncey. chauncey can't lather like this, man. you can't, either. look, you just jealous because i got a legend in my chair. barry sanders. this man ran for 99 career touchdowns. 99.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with the gorgeous, the beautiful tyra banks. oh, we love her so much. [ cheers and applause ] tyra, welcome back. tyra banks, "america's next top model." now, this -- the premiere is friday? >> yes, friday. >> jimmy: friday at 8:00 on the cw. they have male models this year. and so, i was wondering if maybe, you could give me some tips. a little, like how do we -- maybe like modeling with each other, like male and female modeling. >> yes, because we have a lot of photo shoots with the guys and girls actually together. and one thing that's really important is to create chemistry. you don't want a photo -- you see photos and they're just like "eh." and you're like "they're not into each other." >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's important to have chemistry. >> jimmy: that comes in a photo frame. yeah. that's not a family! >> exactly. >> jimmy: that's not real family. they're two actors. >> they're two actors. yes, sex sells. >> jimmy: sex sells. >> so, i'm going to teach you about the chemistry that i teach my models on "top model."

>> jimmy: okay. >> so, let's come forward. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> so, the first thing -- let me pull my skirt down. the first thing that we need to do is have mints, because you don't want funk breath. do you mind my hands? >> jimmy: no. please, no, not at all. thank you. >> you don't want funk breath -- >> jimmy: i love that i have three mints. >> you have three. [ laughter ] so you have to chew and suck. >> jimmy: mm-hmm, okay. >> chew them up. >> jimmy: i have very weak teeth. [ laughter ] all right. chew. >> then, i'm going to put my leg here. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> i want you to like -- feel the goodness. it's important to have tension. i need to feel the tension. >> jimmy: okay. >> squeeze my arm where you actually see the indentations in my flesh. harder, harder, harder -- yes, tension, i'm squeezing you. >> jimmy: what? oh, my god. >> now all we have to do is -- >> jimmy: there is so much tension right now. this is unbelievable. >> the next thing is an inhale of breath.

>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> smell my breath, inhale it, inhale it -- >> jimmy: yeah. oh, my god. >> louder. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. >> toes, toes, toes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> tension! tension! >> jimmy: yes, tension. >> jimmy: that's it, breathe it! breathe, breathe! [ cheers and applause ] hold. okay. [ laughter ] tension! tension! >> jimmy: okay. >> squeeze my neck. >> jimmy: squeeze, squeeze. tension. >> hold, hold. >> jimmy: this is amazing! that's it, right there! >> yes! >> jimmy: my wife is going to kill me! oh, my gosh. >> no, it's all acting. >> jimmy: i'm passing out. tyra banks, "america's next top model," season premiere, friday at 8:00 p.m. on the cw. simon pegg joins us next. there he is in the bud light platinum suite. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's me with chemistry? that's so not sexy, i'm like, ah. so awkward, i look passed out for real.

by the way, she smells amazing, by the way. tyra banks smells just as pretty as she looks. just like flowers and magic. [ laughter ] our next guest is a talented and funny actor who starred in "shaun of the dead," "hot fuzz" and the recent "mission impossible" and "star trek" movies. this guy's unbelievable. his newest film, "the world's end" is in theaters august 23rd. please welcome back to our show, simon pegg, everyone! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ waiting for the end of the world waiting for the end of the world >> jimmy: simon pegg, welcome back to the program. >> very lovely. can we do one of those chemistry things, just you and me? [ light laughter ] you seemed to be having such a good time. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. i was like, "oh, my god. let's keep this going to whole show." >> your wedding ring was glowing. [ laughter ] it was incredible. >> jimmy: it was like "lord of the rings." it was like, flying off my hands. like what?

my wife was channeling it through the tv sets. thank you for doing drunk ron weasley, by the way. >> it's my pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your famous character. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are there any "harry potter" fans in your house? >> yeah, everyone is a "harry potter" in the uk. it's illegal not to be. [ laughter ] it's like national service or -- you have to. some guy was arrested in hyde park for burning a gryffindor scarf. [ laughter ] not really. >> jimmy: not really. [ laughter ] for a second, we're so into it. i've got to say you were at comic-con a couple of weeks ago and you were there promoting -- >> "the world's end." >> jimmy: "the world's end," gosh. i can't wait to talk about it. because i loved it so much. >> good. >> jimmy: it was so fun. when i go to comic-con, i don't go because i think you've got to be bothered and bugged. >> well, i'm scotty in "star trek," so that's like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: comic-con is your life. >> it's like being ringo starr at a beatles convention.

you can't really go out onto the floor with out people going -- everyone's lovely, they want to speak to you. if you want to move anywhere, you have to go in disguise. >> jimmy: also like, others like "shaun of the dead." >> yeah, "shaun of the dead." there were people dressed as -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i love america, you clap at everything. >> jimmy: we love to clap. we love to clap. we appreciate you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't be frightened. >> if you mention any achievement on a uk chat show they go, "hmm." [ laughter ] "hmm, very good, yeah." i found a cure for a terrible disease. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i didn't really. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. but you did find a cure for you walking through comic-con. >> i did. i did. i was in new zealand on the press tour -- and some guy gave me a "shaun of the dead" boba fett helmet. i thought, "this is good. i'll use this." and it had like, "you've got red on you" written on the side of it. and little cricket bat sticking out the top. so i got a "shaun of the dead" t-shirt and i thought "i'll hide in the light. i'll go as a "shaun of the dead" boba fett.

>> jimmy: here you are. >> there it is. >> jimmy: and that's you walking around comic-con. [ applause ] and did anyone recognize you at all? >> one guy. one guy snuck up to me very surreptitiously with a pen and paper and said -- [ whispering ] "will you sign this?" and then i signed it. i thought, "gee, this guy is clever." you know, he found me out. and then i realized my name badge had said, when you turned it around, "simon pegg." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, your badge was right there. name's was on it. i gotta say, "the world's end." i loved it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so fun. i loved it. even if you didn't get to the crazier parts. >> yes. >> i loved it as a movie because i've done pub crawls before with my friends and what happens is, you never make it to the last pub which is titled "the world's end." >> "the world's end." >> jimmy: great name for a pub, by the way. >> all the pubs in the film are real pub names. >> jimmy: are they really? >> yeah, all of them. including the world's end. which, weirdly enough, the world's end pub in camden in london was where i had my first date with my wife. >> jimmy: no way. [ applause ] >> yes.

isn't that lovely? so it comes around. and in a way, a funny way, my world ended. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the nicest way. in the best way. but it's fascinating and fun because you are the same dude from the '90s. you never grew up, never moved on, all your other friends, they've all gone on to jobs and families and they wear suit and ties. and you show up with your dyed black hair and black jacket and emo -- >> he's a very kind of sad character. he's called gary king. he used to be a goth in 1990. and he never moved on from that. never. >> jimmy: he stayed with that. >> they did this pub crawl in 1990. they didn't quite make it. but it was the best night of his life. 20 years later, he's looking back. he's done nothing with his life, he decides let's try it again. so he gathers all his old crew back. they hate him now, by the way. they don't really like him. >> jimmy: they never appreciate him. when he runs into them, they're like, what are you doing? >> it's like a ghost. the film is like "the big chill" if the corpse came to the party. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if the kevin costner role came to the party, that would be what "the big chill" would be like. >> that was like, the pitch. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> yeah -- they did "shaun of the dead" and

"hot fuzz." obviously there's a slight -- because we like to do genre movies. "shaun of the dead" was a zombie film. "hot fuzz" was an action film. this is science fiction comedy because when they go back to their home town, all is not right with it. >> jimmy: all is not right with it. this is part of the cornetto trilogy. is that right? am i saying it right? >> yeah, cornetto. it's like -- do you have drumsticks or good humors? do you know what they are? the ice cream? >> jimmy: we have king cones here in america. so in england -- >> in "shaun of the dead" we use one as a hangover cure and at the premiere for "shaun of the dead" we got free ice cream. and we were so poor, we didn't have -- we were young film makers, we thought, "let's put one in our second film, and we might get more free ice cream." [ laughter ] so, we didn't get anymore free ice cream, but all the journalists are going, "is this your theme? is this ur sort of, tonal connection between the films?" and we're like, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, of course. the cornetto trilogy. >> the three flavors cornetto trilogy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i had so much fun watching this. you'll laugh, there's just great actors in this along with you. >> we've got martin freeman from "the hobbit." >> jimmy: martin freeman.

sherlock holmes. >> -- it's a great cast. >> jimmy: you're just going to love it and have fun the whole way through. here's simon pegg in "the world's end," take a look at this. >> have you got any plans for dinner at all? >> tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid -- as we wind our way up the golden mile commencing with an inaugural tankard in the first post, then on to the old familiar -- the good companion, the trucky servant, the two-headed dog, the mermaid, the beehive, the king's head, and the hole in the wall for a measure of the same. all before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful, the world's end, leave a light on good ladies, although we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will be in truth blind -- drunk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. i loved it. simon pegg, "the world's end" is in theaters august 23rd. up next, we're cooking with chef dominique ansel, come on back! cronuts! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the top pastry chefs in america. he's also the creator of the latest food craze, the cronut.

please welcome chef dominique ansel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: questlove told us about this thing and then it became a craze in our office and then a craze all around the world. now people are coming to new york just to get a cronut. what is a cronut? >> a cronut is a hybrid between a croissant and donut. it's something we launched back in may. >> jimmy: how did you come up with this? >> you know, i'm french. so i don't have recipes for donuts. so i came up with a recipe that's slightly different. that resembled -- [ imitating french accent ] >> jimmy: a very french donut. yeah, it's amazing. [ light laughter ] and you've got to see this. quest, do you want to start -- >> sure. >> i'm going to show now, in a few minutes what we do in three days. >> jimmy: three days to make cronuts? it takes three days to make a cronut, you guys. >> cronut dough and put in butter. >> jimmy: that's all butter? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love this already. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we love it already. now, how much -- how many do you make a day? >> we make 350 a day.

>> jimmy: 350 a day and there's a line around the block. where are you over on sullivan? >> on spring street. >> jimmy: spring street. look at the line around the block. that's at 5:30 in the morning. that's how many people love these things. they wait for these and you only get two at a time. >> that's right. so we have -- this is our raw dough. this is one of the best. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so, here we're going to -- >> jimmy: nothing happened. >> we're going to roll down the dough. >> jimmy: it's going to? >> it's going to happen quickly. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. right now looks like nothing. oh, is it getting moved? it's going to squash down. all right. this is unbelievable. i mean -- first time i had one, it just blew my mind. i couldn't believe it. it just was so perfect. it's not too sweet, it's not too crispy, not too crunchy. but you have different flavors of your cronuts. correct? >> there's a new flavor every month. we just fold the dough -- >> jimmy: okay. >> and we do this three times and in between each time, we layer it. my assistant, my wonderful assistant of the cronuts, we fry them in oil.

>> jimmy: quest, you did a good job. >> good job. >> jimmy: fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] now, what do you do? >> then we let it cool a little bit. >> jimmy: let it cool a little bit. >> so here we have a cream -- >> yeah. >> and a piping bag -- >> jimmy: don't aim it at me, chef. please. >> we just take it from the top and we put the cream right here. >> jimmy: it goes in each -- how many times? do i inject? >> -- just push the cream four times. >> jimmy: four times like this? >> there you go. >> jimmy: and -- >> then we're going to roll it in sugar. >> jimmy: of course you're going to roll it in sugar. [ laughter ] it's the best. look at this. roll in sugar right there. >> and then we finish it with the glaze. >> jimmy: a little glaze on top. more sugar. sorry, chef. >> no problem. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess i'm not going to get a job over there. >> doing good. >> jimmy: it takes three days to make these things. everybody should get one of these things because they're unbelievable.

they put a little glaze on top. and then what? a little coconut. >> that's a coconut glaze right here. >> jimmy: all right. i'm going to try a bite of this thing just because i'm freaking out. look at what it looks like from the side. can you see this? [ applause ] >> the outside is -- >> jimmy: it's a lot of layers like a croissant. it's crispy, and it's chewy. i gotta say, it takes three days to make these. the great chef over at his bakery spent all night -- everyone in the audience is getting one. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ chef dominique ansel! right here in new york city! check out dominique ansel bakery in soho, follow him on twitter, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to tyra banks, simon pegg, chef dominique ansel, audra mcdonald, and the greatest band in late night, the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for carson daly. thank you for watching! have a great night! i hope to see you tomorrow! bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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